10. 5 new friendly faces knocking at your door the day before
9. Everything is 1/2 off at 11am
8. Having a really itchy nose that wont quit because you are sitting under a Camphor Tree
7. Getting the giggles with your Aunt and 2 cousins
6. Your Aunt gives away the same rug to 5 people "if it's not sold by 1pm you can have it"
5. Your garage sale is really a drop off site for cigarette butts and old bricks ......what the ****..
4. Giving away a free bible to a lady who openly admitted she was a "SINNER" and was trying to do better then "blessed us" all in the same breath!!! LOL (it's no wonder we had the giggles )
3. 1 new friendly face early the NEXT morning ringing your door bell and asking if YOU CANCELED THE GARAGE SALE????
2. Having your Aunt (who is a retired Elementary school teacher) make all the early birds that stalked us at 5:30 am in the dark !!! wait by their piles of goodies until 7am to PAY!!!!! OMG.....
1. AND the number one reason to have a garage sale $1,013.00.... can I get a CHA-CHING!!!!
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